Kayla. Chicago, Novelist. Queer. Womanist. Generation Y.

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October 20th
07:33
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4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

Laughing so hard and I don’t know why

Laughing so hard and I don’t know why

I love this. This is kind of like what I want to write about.

fitnessfoodfaith:

this is the greatest.thing.ever.

whitegirlsaintshit:

worstpal:

bile7:

uglynewyork:

unexplained-events:

Duende

A mom (Argentina) captures a strange creature while filming her son. She believes it to be a Duende, which is a fairy or goblin-like creature from Latin American or Filipino folklore.

Video

lmfao

Stay woke

stop

HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL MALCOLM JANAWL WARNER KAREEM ABDUL JANAWL JUVENAWL PAUL NAWL

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

"noLA is sickening sometimes. Literally sat and watched Justin Bieber’s entourage pick girls and deny girls to go back to his apartment after the club last night. Girls were literally told they weren’t pretty enough or not good enough. Some were crying and some ditched their friends who weren’t selected. So disgusting. I had to go to his stupid ass apartment and get my keys from MY friend and his scrawny ass bodyguard had the nerve to tell me “You don’t live here” and I said “BITCH, you don’t either. You couldn’t afford this fucking rent. Get out of my face.” Being from Missouri, I have never in my LIFE seen women treated so blatantly like a piece of fucking meat or pussy ass men who THINK they are the celebrity they are “protecting” waiting in the bushes for Justin’s leftovers. I wanted to sock his bodyguard in the fucking face. There is nothing worse than reading about shit and hoping it’s fake and then seeing with your own eyes how fucked up shit actually is. Girls: Do NOT ever sacrifice your dignity and pride for some random ass person who does not give two shits about you beyond your vagina. It is not that serious and you are worth MORE. If any girl from last night is reading this: you are BEAUTIFUL, you looked BOMB AS SHIT and no little midget fuck in a suit that looks like he just auditioned for Men In Black 4 has the RIGHT to tell you otherwise. Have a blessed fucking Saturday!"
—  

-Kingsley’s tweet about Justin’s entourage turning girls away at a club last night (Oct 17)

Trent Reznor did this exact same shit and everyone still fucking worships the obnoxious asshole. Fuckin severus snape in leather. 

(via reginadentata)

October 19th
23:46
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nickey79:

sneetchstar:

spartanlady16:

dottierthanthou:

shollowsource:

Sleepy Hollow Episode 2:05 “Weeping Lady”

promotional photo set 

HOLY FUCK. I seriously lost my breath at that first photo, it was like someone punched me in the chest. Help. Please send help.

But can someone explain the last one???

Re-enactment group?  They said they’d be back

Yessssss

robotlyra:

spazzbot:

nordreys:

jkrockin:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

Gabriel Perez by Jimmy Backius.

THE FUTURE IS HERE!

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

(Another one for the “explain my sexuality in picture form” folder.)

hey nordreys

GASP!!!!!

also holy shit the video is 50/50 very silly and smoking hot

Bonertown

I AM ALL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING HERE

OG

OMG

this is basically massively adorbs.

ultratangerine:

Women Warriors series by maxre

A women only archery competition in North Japan.