TalesofTheBlacksmith'sDaughter: Why aren't more... →
wovensunflowers: sapphrikah: cupcakesnotbombs: bluandorange: monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR….
aconstipatedmeerkat: katyissuperwholocked: superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock: You are allowed to drink when you’re 16. You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18. You receive free education. You receive economic support while studying. You enjoy free hospitalization. You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels. And don’t forget
robbstarked: do you ever want to take a fictional character and hold them and hiss at the world “no you don’t understand this character DON’T TOUCH THEM.” The word you are looking for is Derek Hale
sneakyandsmoked-out: forever my jam I used to...
witch-breed: whenever I see one of those pokemon randomizers I can’t help but think imagine if that was a thing that happened within the game two different pokemons of two completely different species/types, mating and giving birth to these things That… That would make me uncomfortable.
shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
superhighschoolleveluguu: growlithed: purrawontblink: wanna know how i got these scars sTOP
ohgodwhatamidoing: xcgirl08: ohgodwhatamidoing: I want a kazoo version of The Rains of Castamere to play whenever Joffrey does something on screen. Maybe it can just play whenever he opens his mouth to speak. And then the whole plot becomes him trying to figure out where in seven hells that godsawful noise is coming from. This…. this is so beautiful.
shewolves: every time i think about season 3 i just
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
sirdoctorandhisrose: synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.”
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point oh my god
fuckitfireeverything: IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A STUPID CHEESY SHOW ABOUT TEENAGE WEREWOLVES.
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
thebeazknees: rlmjob: *puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it* I volunteer as tribute!
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
My mother had told me once when I was little and had a friendship fall apart...– Bliss (Losing it, Cora Carmack.)
dylanofuckme: petition for derek hale to stop being beaten and battered and covered in blood and hurt and sad.