The Chronicle of She

What the hell is going on in Evangelion these days. It looks...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:30:00 -0400

this book is so weird

yes. (i apologize for my phone!)

...

it has some manga pages, kind of larger

some mail from guys (and ladies)

a fake school newspaper thing

cont.

shinji looks so happy... o_o

kaworu must really not like shirts...

What the hell is going on in Evangelion these days. It looks like it got at least 35% gayer.

onlymystories: alphavenger: the year is 2014. the official tagline for teen wolf season 4 is...

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:43:25 -0400

onlymystories:

alphavenger:

the year is 2014. the official tagline for teen wolf season 4 is “happiness is all around”.

we get a trailer a few weeks before the show airs: isaac and boyd running down the street to a brightly smiling erica; scott clasping derek’s shoulder and saying “now we’re brothers” before pulling him in for a hug; lydia and scott nodding at each other before one of them throws a molotov’s cocktail at peter and the other cuts him in half; stiles and the sheriff high fiving each other after catching a rogue omega and saving beacon hills from another threat; finally, all of them sitting at a diner late at night, the only ones there, eating curly fries and burgers. boyd kisses erica on the cheek and she smiles down into her cup of coke. scott has one of his arms slung over allison’s shoulders, head turned to isaac, his free hand ruffling isaac’s hair while the three of them laugh at some inside joke. lydia is on the phone with jackson arguing about where in europe they should meet up for their vacation this year. danny’s whispering something in ethan’s ear and making him spit out half of his drink. derek’s looking at everyone with a small smile on his face, almost transfixed and stiles nudges his knee against derek’s, smiling at him and squeezing derek’s hand under the table. the sheriff and melissa are sitting at a table nearby, fondly shaking their heads at everyone.

the fandom is ecstatic. everyone’s dreams seem to be coming true. we wait for the new season with warmth in our hearts and smiles on our faces. absolutely nothing hurts.

And then Derek wakes up, buried alive, and surrounded by hallucination inducing wolfsbane.

Everyone’s dead.

I literally screamed. Why onlymystories, why

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:28:08 -0400

freyjas: hawkchick6648: The most Powerful scene of the whole...

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:11:57 -0400

freyjas:

hawkchick6648:

The most Powerful scene of the whole series.

This scene is so beautiful to me because it’s one of those things the writers put in for the older viewers despite the overwhelming younger demographic, but instead of some kind of sexual joke, it’s an actually powerful wake-up call.

Just because someone is of the same blood as you, doesn’t mean you automatically have to love them. Your family needs to earn your love and respect, not mandate it due to the presence of mutual genes. And I think that’s something a lot of us don’t realize until we’re older, and it’s a bit too late.

intothegloss: ITG X NARS film still: Satin Lip Pencil in...

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:02:04 -0400

intothegloss:

ITG X NARS film still: Satin Lip Pencil in Biscayne Park.

Whoa. Nice septum piercing.

azryal00: shakespearean-spunk: do you ever just want to grab that one actor, shove her/him down on...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:57:25 -0400

azryal00:

shakespearean-spunk:

do you ever just want to grab that one actor, shove her/him down on a bed, and, straddling him/her, lean down and whisper, “tell me about your characterization process, you’re so talented - like, are you more of a method person or do you prefer just really intense script work, because i am right there with you, honestly.”

And make them keep talking while you tear open their shirt. Bite their nipples. Suck bruises on their neck. When you open their pants, ask them about when they decided to be a actor and blow them while they talk about their childhood.

wordsthatididntsay: I love the look of high waisted bathing suits, but I am 80% leg and no torso....

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:49:39 -0400

wordsthatididntsay:

I love the look of high waisted bathing suits, but I am 80% leg and no torso. I’m afraid it’ll just look like I’m wearing a cloth diaper.

Hahahahahaha

uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:48:52 -0400

uoa:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

jojenobrien: Derek is going to cry do you know what this means? It means that something worse than...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:48:25 -0400

jojenobrien:

Derek is going to cry do you know what this means?

It means that something worse than losing your sister, something worse than having your favorite uncle stab you in the back, something worse than anything that has happened so far (save for the fire) is going to happen to Derek.

and

he

is

going

to

break

If someone isn’t there to hold him together I will lose my shit this boy has been through too much to have to sit and wallow in his own despair.

*cries hysterically before season 3 even starts*

Hide the Dolls, Here Come the Thieves, Angels Ribé, 1977

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:46:22 -0400

Hide the Dolls, Here Come the Thieves, Angels Ribé, 1977

(c) Ubububububu

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:46:00 -0400

(c)

Ubububububu

shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:45:39 -0400

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

azryal00: repimg: Karl Urban #05 UNF please stop

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:41:01 -0400

azryal00:

repimg:

Karl Urban #05

UNF

please stop

draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think...

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:53:57 -0400

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

snokoplasmed: Sims more like OTP puppet theatre

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:28:42 -0400

snokoplasmed:

Sims more like OTP puppet theatre

deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:28:28 -0400

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

xoxogossipcourf: martymikalski: Abed: Okay. You both fall...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:01:50 -0400

xoxogossipcourf:

martymikalski:

Abed: Okay. You both fall back, exhausted but still entwined.
Annie: Okay, great. I stroke her hair lovingly and spoon her for the appropriate amount of time before leaving.
Troy: And how long is that?

#just a reminder that abed and annie had genderswap advanced dungeons and dragons sex

#and troy took notes

honeymanifesto: theskepticdervish: What Kind of Asian Are...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:46:41 -0400

honeymanifesto:

theskepticdervish:

What Kind of Asian Are You

My aunt posted this on facebook. Fuckin died almost

WHY IS THIS NOT VIRAL YET?

O.M.G.

OMGGGG. Watch this.

I almost peed.

uhlone: offendings: 969kg: my-body-not-yours: FUCK he’s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:44:10 -0400

uhlone:

offendings:

969kg:

my-body-not-yours:

FUCK

he’s like just checkin u out oh god

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL

i would just throw my vagina right at his penis i swear

He’s got hot angry jock just rolling off his skin.I fucking love colton.

fluero: pisn: adamcheleski: naivefairy: mortal4tobias: If...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:32:08 -0400

fluero:

pisn:

adamcheleski:

naivefairy:

mortal4tobias:

If you ever visit Australia then just know that this is how you eat Vegemite.

I WANT TO TASTE IT! SO BADDDD

reblogging for global awareness

Listen here you little shits

This is how it is done

this is so accurate